The Truth About Chad Zumock

Chad Zumock started his Stand-up career in 2004 and has since earned zero respect from his peers. Why? Because he’s a talentless hack, a compulsive liar, and a pathological loser reeking of desperation and Tito’s vodka. While he has had many opportunities to make something of himself, Chad’s chemical dependency on alcohol has resulted in him destroying everything around him. Which is why, at age 50 he has no fans, no family, and no friends. Chad’s most impressive accomplishments come from his very decorated criminal record. After being arrested at 24 for burglary, our Chadlee has accrued over 50 criminal charges, earning him the moniker “The 5 Time Felon.” Since Chad is not highly sought after, If you want to witness this train wreck, tune into his “Sit Down Zumock” podcast, where you can find him extremely inebriated, and slurring his words during his unintelligible tirades.